Nazeing Face Dunmow and Roding Openers   The 2010 HECL fixtures have been announced, with Mark Sturdy’s first XI entertaining Dunmow II and Graham McDonnell’s 2’s travelling to face High Roding III. For a full list of 2010 League games, click below: 2010 HECL Fixtures	Mark Sturdy has one eye on the new season already
Walks Goes Running For Charity   Our very own Lee Walker is embarking upon a 15 mile run for charity on Saturday April 3rd…and he needs our support!   The run will begin at Lords Cricket Ground, then on to The Oval and we will finish at the Cricket for Change Centre in Plough Lane Wallington.   The run is in aid of Cricket for Change taking 26 young people with either a learning disability, a physical disability or a visual impairment for a life changing trip to Jamaica.   The young people will benefit from spending time away from their parents for the first time, developing self-confidence and self-esteem.  The trip will also enable them to play against the respective Jamaica National disability team   Please dig deep at donate at:   http://www.justgiving.com/Lee-Walker5	Please Support Leezy....now!
ADULT NETS UNDERWAY!   Nazeing’s finest have begun pre season training, with a booking at HECC centre from 8-9pm on Thursday evenings.  A large turnout of the clubs younger senior players saw a terrific opening night and it would be good to see even more faces. Cost is just £5.
Barker Pressure Mounting   With groundsman Peter Danes the latest to join Facebook, the pressure is mounting on Chairman Peter Barker to cave in and join the 21st Century.   To date Barker has strongly resisted calls for his signature, but many are hoping that with Morley, Murphy and Danes amongst others now on board, that the Nazeing chief will join the revolution.	Barker: Only a matter of time

UOTES OF THE WEEK !

“That's Almunia in Spanish” Steve Dove after Chaz ‘Amlin’ Mappley dives past one

“Bring him some milk at drinks” Dan Reese after Rob Mackie enjoys another cat like innings on Sunday

“You've got to tell me that you’re crap before I confirm you for both games..!” Sir Alan belatedly hears of Mappers golden duck

“Thankfully he only plays for us once a weekend” Rob Mackie looks at the positives after a Todd Sturdy miss-field

“A pair would be a horrible way to start the season…no pressure..” Rob Mackie encourages Mike Blair on Sunday

Ton Up T Bag Off To A Flier   A fine opening weekend to the season saw Todd Sturdy grab the headlines with an unbeaten century to scoop the nazeingcricket.org Performance Of The Weekend Award! Read the weekends reports below: Week 1 Review	T.B Sturdy 115*
Registration Night This Friday   There will be a registration night this Friday from 6pm for all those who have not yet got their membership for 2010 season. This is primarily for the junior section of the club, but will be open for adult members to register too!	The home of cricket
Morley Goes AWOL   Team secretary Veteran Ron Morley has shown his lack of commitment to the role by failing to cycle back from Portugal following the recent European travel woes.   Its not confirmed as yet when Morley returns, but it has provided Sir Alan with an unexpected early opportunity to refine his firing skills!	SIR ALAN IS BACK !
Thumbitis Crisis   Nazeing face an injury crisis ahead of the league season, with thumbitis running rampant through the club as early as the first weekend of the campaign.   This virus has reared its ugly head at the club in previous seasons, but it seems to be getting worse and club officials are desperately hoping that 22 players can man up in time for the opening league weekend.
NCCC SIXES LEAGUE III   Its back!  And the usual suspects have already registered maximums as the campaign gets under way! NCCC Sixes League III Leaderboard

JOHN DUTTON        All connected with the club are saddened to hear of the passing of vice president John Dutton, aged just 66. Fellow VP Barrie Ferguson said "Dutz was a big supporter of NCCC and a stalwart of the Norfolk cricket tours travelling down from Cumbria each year. His wit and humour enchanced many a night in the bar" John will be sorely missed and our thoughts are with  his wife Chrissie, daughter Lucy and son Neil at this difficult time.

QUOTES OF THE WEEK !

 “Panic Disco, £1 entry, Ive been three times….” VR Morley has yet to remove himself from the mailing list

“I saw a film about that once” Mark Sturdy after ET said he couldn't believe Lee was getting abuse from shaven Danes

“Coaching’s just £25 a session if you’re interest T Bag?!” Plumey after a somewhat more accurate return that Todd Sturdy’s previous overthrown effort

“Mark’s the Captain today Peter, not you!” Ed reminds Barks of the field change general for the day

“That's a very one sided game of football” – Aidan Crowley after its announced that Hull KR had taken a 40-4 lead

“I didn't realise Blairsy was your son too Mark” VR Morley to Mark Sturdy after Blairsy gets a bat and a bowl on Sunday

BRILLIANT BEVAN HITS HUNDRED   A fine 104* from Andy Bevan was the highlight of the weekend, with 3 wins and a draw for the Common folk.   Week 2  Review	Andy Bevan: 104*
NCCC Jackpot 9 Entries   The Veteran’s Jackpot 9 game is up and running! If you haven’t already filled out your form the pick one up at the club, or email the Veteran with your predictions! (hoping to have the forms uploaded soon, slight tech hitch!) Ron's picks can be seen on the right hand side!	Team Morley have their entries in, do you? Ron has selected wins for :  Birchanger, Dunmow, Rickling, Hockerill, Thorley, Hockerill III, Little Bardfield, Little Munden and Three Caps.
Morley Thrills Fans   The home fans were treated to 2 consecutive entertaining home knocks from the Veteran Ron Morley this weekend, so exciting infact that it proved too much for this man….	Danesy enjoys Ron's knock on Saturday
Cricket Faces New Enemy   It seems that NCCC is under attack from another new threat, this time the dreaded ‘S’ word…shopping.   One Nazeing star, a county recognised captain, has pulled out of a game next weekend to go shopping.  Another county recognised Nazeing star is also unavailable for the same fixture due to this new found shopping culture.   The club are hopeful that a vaccine can be found, but urge you to be vigilant in the meantime and protect yourself from all shopping requests!	The Enemy

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“Reduced overs? There’s people going down with sunstroke out there” Barry Rowe

“Im just hoping the ice cream man comes” Barry Rowe again

“Be careful Ron, take plenty of fluids on board” Barry Rowe has the squad in stitches as Ron goes for a stroll in the heat

“Im holding back, I got pad rash last week” Responding to Ron saying he was very calm having not padded up when batting at 4. He waited a long time last weekend!

“It’ll be on CrimeWatch later” Barry Rowe again, this time responding to Mike Plume’s comment that he hadn’t yet seen a replay of Rowe’s LBW dismissal.

BEAST STARS AS NAZEING RECORD DOUBLE LEAGUE SUCCESS   Andy Kadwill is the star of the weekend, smashing 64 off just 36 deliveries as both Nazeing sides collect 26 points   Week 3 Review	Kadwill :  Beast
Jackpot 9 – Rollover    With no clear winner after week 1, the jackpot 9 has been rolled-over.  Four people correctly guessed 7 out of 9 results correctly, with congrats to Lee, Ross, Alun and (surprise surprise) Veteran Ron Morley.   Future sheets are now available from VR Morley and will be emailed also!
Are you playing Nazeing Common??   Please check the fixtures section to see if your team has a fixture arranged with us this season.  Possibly a basic thing, but it appears that not everybody can remember what they have arranged nowadays!	A reminder for the more forgetful of fixture secretarys!
Monty Late Show   Our very own Graeme Montgomery netted another 90th minute winner for Dagenham & Redbridge this weekend as their playoff push continued. It was a mixed week for Monty having allegedly broken the pool cue on Thursday, but he responded well by volleying home from 20 yards to seal all 3 points for the Daggers!	Monty: Shook off splinters to net winner

uotes Of The Week

“I didn't have money on that”  Dan Reese backs his catching ability 

“I don't know my own strength” Sleepy launches a throw over the keepers head.

“I never realised how good you were until Sarah came on Plumey” Kevin Murphy

“Might aswell just put 0-1 when the oppo arrive” Barry Rowe isn’t surprised following his LBW dismissal.

Colonel Inspires Takeley Double   Paul Johnson scores 107 as Nazeing II's win over Takeley II's whilst Howard Cracknell is the hero as Nazeing fight back to win at Takeley There's also big runs for Bob Waters, Barry Rowe and a maiden 50 for Josh Shelton Read the week 4 and 5 reports below:   Weeks 4&5 Review	Colonel Johnson: 107
Get Well Soon Veteran   Following last weeks nasty injury we want to wish Veteran Ron Morley all the very best with his recovery.  Here’s hoping the old warhorse is back with folder in hand sooner rather than later.
Waters Claims Plumedesliga Crown   Bob Waters is the 2009/10 Plumedesliga Champion!   He held off late competition from Costas Achillea and Alun Morris to claim the title, a drink to be purchased by league founder Plumey next weekend.   Christian Rowntree and Mark Waters completed the top 5, whilst the bottom three were Peter Barker, Jak Mappley and Lisa Rogers.	Celebration time
Nazeing Launch Air Fresheners?   A fine spot by Sleepy this one….has head of merchandising Barry Rowe launched a new range of Air Fresheners??	NCCC Air Freshener

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“That's ok A-Train, it was uppish…” Andy Kadwill reassures Alan Oliver after he is smashed for six

“He’s quick for a spinner” Rickling Ramblers observation on Peter Barker

“Given the size of the jacket, it can only be Blairsy?!” Plumey after Murph asks which of his team mates is bidding against him on EBay for a tour jacket.

“Do you mind interrupting my conversation” Dan Reese’ chat with the umpire is rudely interrupted as he is forced to take a catch

“At least the opposition will need 10 wickets this week”  Barry Rowe remains bitter but pleased that Mappers is unavailable to umpire this week!

Ton Up T Pot Sets New Nazeing Record   Todd Sturdy breaks the Nazeing batting record with a magical 189, in a partnership of 270 with Jamie Wills (92) in a weekend of excitement Read More:   Week 6 Review	Toddy : 189
Tour Deposit Reminder   To all those going on tour this year, a polite reminder (before the Chairman comes after you) that the 50 pound tour deposit is now due.   And don't forget to purchase your blazer/sports jacket for tour also, as that is this years theme!	2009's hat theme was a huge success
National Village Cup This Sunday   Nazeing make their npower National Village Cup debut this Sunday with a trip to Horndon On The Hill.   Peter Barker will lead his team into this prestigious competition for the first time, with Ladbrokes quoting Nazeing as 98,000-1 joint 786th favourites for the competition. The final is held at Lords at the end of the season.	Its village cup time
Hospital Urges Selection Review   PAH Hospital Harlow has requested that Nazeing Common stop selecting girls, veterans and wicket keepers who wear sunglasses under helmets after yet another torrid weekend of injuries.   “Its becoming a joke” noted Dr Ian Hanmore of the sporting injuries division; “We would strongly recommend that the club revisit its selection policies”.	The Nazeing CCC Medical Team

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Quotes Of The Week

“Scorer once blocked a free hit” Willow Herbs give a little background on their number 10

“There goes Mackie’s house” Ed Taylor describes the aftermath of a huge Dan Reese swing and miss

“Im glad everything leg side is a wide, cause I’m **** down leg” Dan Reese applauds the village cup rulings

“They told me I couldn't hit it off the square and that I was boring my mates…pretty fair analysis I think” Jamie Wills responds to the chirping received from Horndon on Sunday.

CUP EXIT DOESNT DAMPEN WEEKEND   A respectable village cup performance ended in defeat, but it didnt ruin the weekend for the Commoners who enjoyed the beautiful summer weather...fun in the sun indeed! Read More:   Week 7 Review	Keeper Batsman Daniel Reese
22 for Opening Night   So far there will be 22 people in Worthing on Sunday evening for pre-tour beverages, with the serious stuff kicking in on Monday 5th July.   Speak to Barks immediately if you haven’t yet secured your place or paid your deposit!	Scenes from the 2008 tour
Jackpot 9 Rolls Over AGAIN!   With Barker and Sturdy M agonisingly close to picking up the win last week, the Jackpot 9 has again rolled over and will have a prize fund of over 190 pounds this weekend!   Please see Veteran Ron Morley for your entry form, or email him your predictions directly!	VRM
Congratulations Monty!   Congrats from all at NCCC go to our own Graeme Montgomery, promoted with Dagenham & Redbridge this weekend.   Monty got 20 minutes in the Wembley final before shamelessly flaunting himself in front of any available camera!  He assures me that the ‘Montgomery 22’ flag he carried with him was not made by himself!	Monty

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“That's a tennis score isn’t it?!” Mark Sturdy after hearing about Sundays final over being 644664

“How many overs is it medically sensible for Danesy to bowl” Plumey raises a valid question

“Excuse bowler, would you mind not swinging it please, that isn’t fair!”  Graham McDonnell on Saturday, before next ball hitting the bowler over his head!

WAGGING TAIL SEES OFF DOGGED MUNDEN   Great lower order efforts from Mappley, Plume, Finch and Dove see the two’s home in a thriller, whilst Ed Taylor smashes 90 in defeat, Peter Barker gets 111 and the Colonel bandits 84.   Read more in:   Week 8 Review	Plume(44*) and Dove (19*) sealed the 1 wkt win
GARDENING EVENING THIS WEDS!   From 6pm this Wednesday we need as many people as possible to assist with Peter Barker’s Gardening Night.  In order to keep Nazeing the best place in the land to play cricket please come along and lend a hand. Supper served for all helpers at 8.30 by Chef Murphy!	Barks checks the turf
Jackpot 9 Rolls Over AGAIN!   No winner again this week, with Peter Barker and Josh Eke the closest on 7 correct picks!  Prize total now over £220!     Please see Veteran Ron Morley for your entry form, or email him your predictions directly!	VRM WANTS YOUR ENTRIES TODAY
PRESIDENTS DAY THIS SUNDAY    The usual president’s day festivities take place this Sunday!   If you haven’t already confirmed your availability please contact Sarah immediately. Who will pick up the magnificent trophy this year?!?!	Magnificent Trophy

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  Rob Mackie Commentary Special

“What’s going through his head I wonder…probably clouds at that height” Rob on Alan Oliver

“It’s ok he can go and get it, he gets free bus travel” as Burnsy goes searching for a ball that's been hit for four

“He’ll be back momentarily, he’s probably getting hungry” Rob during Michael Blair’s innings

“So Mark….Captains innings required then…” as Mark Waters strides to the crease in the final with 18 required from the final delivery.

Crowley Pads Back Birchanger Challenge   67* from Aidan Crowley sees the first team home, whilst the 2s lose by 1 run at the Common.   Sunday saw yet another memorable President’s Day, with over 500 runs scored!   Read More In:     Week 9 Review	Aidy: Classy 67*
Jackpot Joy For Colonel & Prof   The Jackpot 9 competition has been won at the 7th attempt!   Mike Plume and Paul Johnson both made correct entries and won £112.50 each!  Mike was allegedly heard to say "It will be my round in the pub at West Chiltington on tour!"   A new competition will start this week using the league fixtures for Division 2 and Division 7.   If you don't usually enter why not have a go-so far £75 has been raised for the Club	Jackpot 9 Winners!
Dack and Dove Join ‘The List’   Sadly the names of Darren Dack and Steve Dove have been added to the list of the wounded as Nazeing’s season of injury woe continues. Dazzzzzzzza suffered lower leg damage against Birchanger on Saturday whilst Dovey suffered a Sarah-like finger break on Monday.  Please join us in wishing the big men a speedy recovery.	Dazza: Injury Blow
Finch Seals Gazebo Glory   In Saturday evening’s gazebo raising race, Jack Finch edged out a brave challenge from Andy Kadwill to seal the win and the prestigious handshake from OCN Contract Services’ Graham McDonnell.     Congratulations to Jack!	Magnificent Trophy

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 “What’s that, Aidy hit more sixes than Ed Taylor you say?!?”  Kevin Murphy enjoys the scorebook

 “Is that Mappers out there?”  Jack Bruno obviously hasn't been around for a while as he points out Dan Reese

“No you cant, you are eating too much rubbish already.  And we have a kebab when we get home” Richard Finch refuses Emily some crisps on health grounds!

“Come on boys lets get behind him, he’s probably nervous opening!”  Rob Mackie encourages close friend Ed Taylor

Roding High For Sturdy's Team Whilst Train Steams Through Birchanger    A 6 wicket win for the Saturday 1s over High Roding, whilst the 2s fall to another defeat. Meanwhile Alan Oliver hit the right tracks with 5-10 on Sunday   Read More In:   Week 10 Review	Oliver: 5-10 v Birchanger
Birthday Delight For Murphy   Chef Kevin Murphy couldn't hide his joy this weekend as his new bbq was delivered.   The birthday boy is already looking forward to rustling up some tasty treats and promised to test run the new toy soon. Watch this space.	Murph - Happy Chappy
Waters In Lovely Pair Shocker   No, not the Waters women….Mark Waters became the first man this season to record a pair for the club with 0 and 0 his batting contributions this weekend.   Mother Chris Waters has been blamed after grounding the floppy haired starlet following a slight drink miscalculation recently.	Mark consoles himself with a donut
Jackpot 9 Rollover   Week 1 of Round 2 of the Jackpot 9 has ended in a rollover. Mike Plume again was the top tipster with 7.   If you haven’t had a go, stop missing out on the fun!  Contact V.R. Morley today!	You wouldnt want to disappoint this adorable face and not take part.....would you??

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“Didn't realise Matching was twinned with Glastonbury?!” Mark Sturdy as a nearby party gets louder

“Looking forward to fielding then Rob?” Dan Reese consoles Rob Mackie after his duck

“Dallas was my first soap love” Bob Waters makes a revelation

“It sounds like a child has picked up a trumpet and is experimenting” Tom Burns isn’t a fan of Danesy’s CD selection.

“Show’s what happens when you don't have girls in the field” Phil Young makes an accurate observation following a run out

Green Prove No Matching For Nazeing   Nazeing move top of Division II after defeating Matching Green whilst Three Caps take the points at the Common Meanwhile there are fifties for Elby and Murphy and the Veteran Ron Morley returned... Read More In:   Week 11 Review	Heeeeeeeeeeeeere's RONNIE
Are you ready?!?!   Tour is less than 7 days away, with the residents of Worthing preparing for the raucous arrival of Barrie Ferguson and company!   The usual trips to West Chiltington, East Preston, Steyning and Brighton & Hove await, with a huge advanced party of 20+ making the trip down on Sunday evening.	Veteran Ron Morley enjoys the 2008 tour !!
The Veteran Returns!   Veteran Ron Morley returned to action this weekend following weeks out with a broken cheekbone.   The ever popular pensioner made a fine 43 upon return and has recovered sufficiently enough to take control of his team selection folder once more.   Welcome back VRM !	Ron after a glass of pernod....
No Jackpot Joy This Week   The Jackpot 9 rolls over once again, with some surprise results this week meaning Howard Cracknell topped the predictions with 7.   If you haven’t already tried this fun game, why not have a go, just 2 pounds. Sheets are available in the pavilion or contact Ron Morley.	Ron discards the unsuccesful jackpot 9 entries

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Quotes Of The Week - Tour Special

Super Aki Goes Ballistic….   Perhaps an overused headline!   Aki Achillea hits 7 sixes as the two’s record a 9 wicket win, whilst the 1st XI stay top of HECL Division II.   Plus….all of last weekend’s reports are now online too !   Read More In:   Week 12 and 13 Review	An innings Aki dreamt of....
Tour-riffic   Tour was once again a Pernod-filled success!   Many thanks to West Chiltington, East Preston, Steyning and Brighton & Hove for their hospitality…we will have a full tour report next week (Aidan has the scorebook!)	Have a sidewards picture of Danesy in a skirt as a pre-report warm up !
Barking Up The Wrong Tree?   Tractor enthusiast Peter Barker had some issues when cutting the outfield this weekend…photo’s courtesy of Daniel Reese.	A slight issue rear left....
Double Delight For T Pot   Having won some good money on the World Cup Semi Final, Todd Sturdy enjoyed more success when he won the jackpot 9 this weekend…scooping a cool £90.   The competition continues afresh this week	Sturdy joins Plume & Johnson in the winners enclosure.

“Thank Christ Bon Jovi have gone home” – Bazza is pleased that the Waters have calmed down

“No, but I got her email and fax” – Dan Reese asked if he had got that girls number in the Light Bar

“Ron won’t have a bet, he’s used his 5 pound spending money already” – Bazza on VRM

“Are you a lumberjack in your spare time Dan?” – Tony Wright questions his soon to be former room mate

“Mind the windows Tina!” Dan Reese as Sian Waters swings and misses

“Must have been a big pack of cornflakes that came in…” Aidan isn’t a fan of Quinny’s bat

“Oh no its worse than that…” Macca upon realising not only does he have odd trainers, but they are both left footed.

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NAZEING CROWNED T20 CHAMPIONS !!

NAZEING COMMON 137-8

DEFEATED

NEWPORT 123-8

A huge thankyou to the 50+ people that turned up to support the side!

"Last night was the proudest I have experienced in all my years at Nazeing" - President Charles Stringer

"(The cup run) has truly felt like an experience shared by the whole club" - Chairman Peter Barker

"I'mmm nottttt drunkkk" - Veteran Ron Morley after the celebrations

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Super Sturdy Seals Win     A fine 65* from Mark Sturdy sees Nazeing home by 2 wickets in a thriller at the Common, whilst Edwards wins it for the 2nd XI.   Plus…The Semi Final Report!   Read More In:     Week 14 Review	Captain's Knock
Semi Delight For Blair & Reese   Michael Blair and Dan Reese carried Nazeing to a stunning semi final win over Farnham last Wednesday.   “Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah” stated an excited Blair shortly after the victory.   Reese stated: “Im excited for the final. Id also like to see a long overdue contribution from our Scottish overseas player”.   Read the full match report in the Week Review above.	Blairsy with Man Of The Match crisps
If The Cap Fits   The Sleepy-organised old school caps are nearly upon us. We caught a sneaky peak from the designer…they look splendid Im sure you agree!	New headwear
Danes 6 Not Enough    6 corrected predictions weren’t enough for leader Peter Danes to take Jackpot9 glory this weekend, with the competition rolling over into this week. Get your entry into Ronnie Morley now!!	VRM is pleased with the rollover

“You don’t get a t shirt if it's a correct decision” V.R Morley on his LBW

 “Woah hang on…is that admitting that you might have been out?!!” Umpire Todd’s shocked reply

“You do realise that Ron is over 40 years older than anybody else on this team” Skipper Waters makes a valid observation on Sunday

“You don't get potatoes until you put some trousers on” The tea lady isn’t thrilled with Ed Taylors padman shorts.

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Quotes Of The Week  

“It might sound wrong, but my captaincy today was spot on” Colonel Johnson is pleased with himself

“You can also be caught off a wide” Danesy a tad confused with the laws of cricket

“Let’s hope he doesn't get curried away” Aidan quite excited that Rogan was bowling to Josh

“To be honest, I’m probably not the best person to play with” Jamie ‘Unlucky with that drop’ Wills when little Tom asks if he could play catch with him

Itchy Blair Scratches Big Runs   Only joking….3 brilliant innings inside a week for Michael Blair sees Nazeing take a trophy, consolidate top stop in the league and salvage a draw.   Meanwhile Colonel Johnson notches a big ton on Sunday, and Mitchell Head cracks 79 on Sat!   Read more in:   Read More In:   WEEK 15 Review	HERO !!!!!
Brilliant Blairsy Inspires Cup Triumph   Match report and scorecard for NCCC’s t20 Cup Final success! CLICK HERE FOR T20 REVIEW	Man of the match Blair with team mates
Tour Report!  Now with added Blair!   Better late than never, here is a full report from the 2010 Sussex Tour 2010 TOUR REVIEW	The big lad was on tour too!
Blair Day?   Should July 21st be Michael W. Blair Day in the village of Nazeing? Lets hear your views !!	Blairsy: Dreaming up more heroics
NCCC SIXES LEAGUE III   And he hit some sixes too.... NCCC Sixes League III Leaderboard

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Quotes Of The Week  

Breaking News:  Wills Doesn't Choke!   59 from Jamie Wills steers Nazeing home on Sunday after a Saturday to forget!   Read more in:      WEEK 16 Review	Willsy Prepares To Take A Rare Catch
COE BLIMEY   He drops more names that Willsy does catches, and this weeks Peter Barker name drop of the week is LORD COE.   Peter spoke at the same dinner as Lord Coe some years ago.	Willsy poses with Lord Coe...Barker's mate
ROLLOVER AS WILLSY GUESSES WRONG   No luck for Jamie Wills with the jackpot 9 this week as the jackpot 9 was again rolled over. Be sure to have a go this week!	No correct guess for Willsy this week
WILLS TO BLAME?   Rumours that Jamie Wills delivered the love bite to Declan Walker are unproven. However the club has acted quickly to state that any player arriving to a game with a love bite on his neck will immediately be on match fees.	Did Willsy deliver it?

“I’ll be fine…my kit might be a bit smelly though” Danesy after Ron enquired if he was ok to play Friday and Sunday this weekend.

“Just get him to hit it to me next time Mike” Barks after Ron puts a chance down. Same bat offers Barks a chance next ball and it goes down!

 “What…after that performance?!?!?!”  Johnners cant believe his 33 is only enough to maintain a 2s place next Sunday rather than promotion up to the 1s

“Sorry Peter…the floor is a bit further away than it used to be” Burnsy after a slight misfield.

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“Can I get my cue from the car?”  Ron Morley when asked if he fancied joining the game of killer

“Its ok, he only got 80” Cos is fairly happy that his drop was inexpensive

“I didn't quite clock how gay I looked” Willsy gets dressed in the dark

“Ah yes you…I remember you” Malcolm Lee when the bowler who refused to give him practise balls comes out to bat

JOHNSON BANDITS THIRD HUNDRED   A third ton of the season for Paul Johnson on Sunday, whilst the Saturday 2s lose at Bardfield Plus...last weekends reports!   Read more in:      WEEK 18 Review	Bandit
Sturdy Makes His Mark   Mark Sturdy is the latest jackpot 9 winner….with Jacqui scooping 72 pounds as a result.  The competition rolls on this week, with the entries and cash going to Plumey in Ron’s absence.	Sturdy enjoys his money
Vicars XI Game A Hit   The yearly visit of the vicars XI proved a hit again last Friday despite the rain with fun for all involved.  Congratulations to Howard and Brian on organising a successful evening	Howard and friend Brian Starling ensured the game went ahead
Kadwill Thanks Fans   Saturday 2nd XI opener Andy Rogers-Kadwill has thanked the supporters for backing him during his recent lack of form.   “I haven’t felt it from everybody but the fans have been excellent” stated the 24 year old occasional medium pacer; “I look forward to repaying them with runs at Three Caps and an awesome beach party costume”.	Kads

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Sturdy Leads Side To Fifth Promotion   Captain Mark Sturdy notches 63 as he leads his team to a fifth consecutive promotion after victory at High Roding.   Meanwhile there’s a hundred for Dan Reese on Sunday and 3 weekend victories!   Read More In:      WEEK 19 Review	Sturdy: Captain's knock
Huge Week Of Cricket Ahead…Literally   A big week of cricket ahead as Nazeing play 5 matches in 6 days.  A trip to Old Victorians on Weds is followed by the first ever visit of The Old Fatguttians on Friday with beers, a bbq and all welcome. The league season concludes on Saturday afternoon before friendly games on Sunday and Monday!	A busy week ahead for NCCC
Edwards Falls Short   Ross Edwards and Lee Walker both got 8 right this week, but it wasn't enough to secure Jackpot 9 Joy as the competition rolls over once more.   Be sure to have a go this week as it's the final weekend of the season…one last chance to scoop the dosh !	Edwards: So Close!
Malcolm Lee   For entertainment value and for having the best attitude and desire to play the game ever, here is a picture of the Player Of The Weekend.	Malc with Sturds

“If my house was tidy would you fancy me?”  Danesy questions Suzi Young

“I have another daughter that's good…”  Bob Waters puts his foot in it

“Good tea’s Quinny. I’d say that's the third best egg mayo sandwich Ive ever had. Excellent consistency” Sleepy praises Sunday’s sarnies

“Can you tell me what game is in the game pate?” Dan Reese tests The Sun Inn bar staff

“No thanks…Im allergic to partridge” Sleepy when asked several minutes later if he was ordering the game pate

“I thought they’d told me you’d improved??” Malcolm Lee is the first man to reassure Toddy after his dismissal

“Oi you….don’t you damage our trees” Malcolm Lee warns the batsman after a six down the ground

“I’ve told the captain that I don't want to bowl anymore than 10 overs….” Malc knows his limts.